Voor elke welgemeende, stevige bedanking
"Een dikke verjaardagszoen voor jou"
"This is your fat free, gluten free, sugar free, dairy free, card free, caffeine free, peanut free, vegan birthday cake. Happy Birthday!"
"To do. Give birthday card to idiot. Happy Birthday!"
"Have a purrr-fect birthday!"
"You may be aging, but at least you're not expired. Happy Birthday"
"Your new car awaits. Happy Birthday" dubbele wenskaart
"Happy birthday. Cake? Cake? Cake?"
"Stop pretending to read the card. I know you're looking for the money. Happy Birthday!"
"One step closer to a hip replacement. Hip Hip hooray!"
"Free cake! I mean, happy birthday"
verjaardagskaart "Have an eggcelent birthday"
"Let's just pretend that this card was on time"
"The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."
"A Pea Birthday"
"Poef, your 20's gone. Happy Birthday"
"Poef, your 40's gone. Happy Birthday"
"Poef, your 30's gone. Happy Birthday"
"Hap-pea Christmas and best wishes for the new year"